No, seriously, get going! It's time you got yourself something beautiful to cut vegetables on. Why? Well first off, because you need to eat more vegetables. Second, because cooking and eating well are artistic pursuits that demand artistic tools. Third, because everyone needs a cutting board. And, if you're feeling generous, a pretty one makes a tough-to-beat gift (because you are not the only one who needs to eat more vegetables).
These designer cheese boards/serving trays/chopping blocks are made entirely from locally reclaimed materials, with hardwoods like maple and walnut and the occasional exotic piece that comes our way. Food-safe mineral oil is the only additive.
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